No! I hear this word so much. No bite! No chew! No! The world is so exciting, especially as I am seeing so much for the first time, and I just want to play and taste everything. No matter how I try I get "No!" "No!" "No!"
Ok. Ok, I am not being fair. I also get a lot of "Good Sadie" and "Good girl" and "Good potty!" "Good chew!" among others, but it is the NO that frustrates me the most. I just want to chew the scarf, or your toes, what is the big problem? That laptop? It's tasty. The phone? Also tasty! I love the taste of your hair, your ears, your sweater. Silly Mom. Can't you see I'm just enjoying myself?
I want to be a big puppy. I want to play with the big puppy toys. Although secretly, I am still a little timid. Today I was playing with Charles the basset hound and boy was he fun! When he started barking at me though, I ran and hid in the corner and cried. I just wanted Mom to hold me. She wouldn't! She made me stay there while the big dog bounced around. Such a meanie.
I got a new nickname today, from a coworker of Mom's. He says I look like a raccoon. First, do I? Second, what is a raccoon???
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